Uneasy on the Eyeballs is not cute. It does not wink. It does not ask for approval. It sits there quietly, doing its job, which is to introduce just enough visual tension to make the person across the table wonder if the lighting has changed or if they’re developing a headache.
Some people will insist the phrase should be “uneasy on the eyes.” Those people are welcome to continue living wherever they live. This is the South, where we say “eyeballs” and mean it, because we’re talking about the actual orbs doing the work.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
