Awaken the Tiles Tee

Description

Finally, a shirt that says “I’m not a doctor, but I do play mahjong.”

Is this what you do now? Run around wearing cartoon lizard shirts instead of getting a real job? Fine. At least this one has Asian styles on it — Chinese, Japanese, Filipino — so maybe your cousins won’t say you’re a disgrace at the next family dinner.

Also, it’s soft. Not soft like your spine when someone plays a sneaky kong, but soft enough. Pre-shrunk too, which is good, because heaven forbid you take anything to the dry cleaner.

So wear this. Just… stand up straight when you do.

Fabric Details (You’re Welcome):

100% combed and ring-spun cotton, unless you choose a heather color because “it looks cool”
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (light, unlike your guilt)
Pre-shrunk so you don’t ruin it after one wash
Made in actual factories, not “your friend’s Etsy thing”